Got a future attorney on your hands? Maybe try telling them they’ll be happier in public accounting. If that doesn’t work, get them this shirt and pray that law school doesn’t make them even more of a smart-ass.

100% cotton. Machine Washable.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!